queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

(via fullyarnalchemist)



"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

(Source: makoraa, via satanssecretblog)

  • mom: honey why do you stay up so late
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT
desolateputoface:

@nickiminaj +:) #nickiminaj #anaconda #pizza #deladeso
zodiaccity:

Zodiac Sagittarius thought.

darlinjim:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

(via nico-dl-angelo)

hetaliaahfuck:

University students be like 

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via buttlid)