cyberho:

the only reason why I’m reading my dash right now it’s because my netflix isn’t working 

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice
ipomoeaj:

adamazur:

"Victorian Velociraptor with Violets." Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

"MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?"
hershethings:

Tina!

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via abansheesmindpalace)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via hextina)

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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(via abansheesmindpalace)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via pubertshaywood)


scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via jennstarkid)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via pizza)

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: crystallizedclarity, via berepah)

pemsylvania:

Welcome to hell! To the left you’ll see math and to the right you’ll also see math. Wow seems like there’s a lot of math down here.

(Source: pemsylvania, via pubertshaywood)